Sardar park me betha tha.
Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend:
Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar:
Badla le Raha hon!
Friend:
Kese?
Sardar:
Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views
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