Break fail ho gai hai
Sardar:o bike kiun teez kar di hai?
Pathan:break fail ho gai hai is se pehay k accident ho jae jaldi ghar punch jate hain.
Sardar:shabash aur teez kar.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 808 views
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