perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1159 views
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