Medam boy se
Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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