A rich Sardarji needed blood
A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor short Bania.
Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.
Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
Similar Jokes
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?
husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.
Wife: koi baat nhi,
Ab me agai hu na,
Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
.
Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MUSHKIL SINGH.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?2O Saal Ho Gaye Par Abhi Tak Ek Cheez BiLkul Nahi BadLi..!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Parle-G Biscuit Wala Ladka abhi tak bada nahi hua..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status from Single to Married ???
Boy: yes yes yes
Girl: yes yes yes
Molvi: you are now husband and wife , you may now upload ur wedding pics and don’t forget to tag me..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mr Funny post-office me money-order karvane jata hai.
Postmaster: Mr Funny, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.
Mr Funny: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej raha hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my
parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)