Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Patient : I always see spots

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

umhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost: itne udaas kyu o.

Dost: itne udaas kyu o.

2nd: yaar wife se jhagra hua tha boli pure 30 din baat nai karna

Dost: tmhe to khush hona chahiye

2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)