Duniya ke sabse puraana

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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