Aap Ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views
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