Techar Ye Kiska Signature H

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
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Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 510 views
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Small World

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.

The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."

He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

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two womans

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and Iwent to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie

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Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror..

sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i will drive the auto…

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Intelligent Sardar

Intelligent Sardar
All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This
But Sardar Rocks
Q:-Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans:- BESAN K PAKORAY.

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Wife: Aji suniye

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Petrol pump!!!

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Do sharabi rat ko...

DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER
MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
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UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
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NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI

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Hatyar

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta
hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta-
isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

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jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata milay ga..

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shabash
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Te 1 Saib,
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teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey…

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