Weight Kitna Loose Huwa
Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 673 views
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