Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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