bolati naaa

aik pathan ne apne bache ke school mein ja keh us ke teacher se baath karni thi toh teacher boli: aap apne bache ko litne der betha kar school ka kam karwate hain???? Pathan bola ji jab bijli aati hai to tab parhata houn to teacher ne kaha phir to aap har ghante ka break le le kar parhate houn ge (ghante baad bijli chali jo jati hai) pathan ne kaha to aap ne mujhe kyun bulaya shikayat ke liye goverment ko bolati naaa

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