Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta

Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,

Dulhan Ko Nahi?

Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Ka Khoon

Aik Memon Aik Arbi Ko Apna Khoon Deta Hai
Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai Memon Khoon Deta Hai
Aur Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai

Memon Kehta Hai:
Is Bar New BMW Kiun Nahi Di ?

Arbi Kehta Hai: Ab Mere Ander Memon Ka Khoon Dargish Kar Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kutta

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)