Film Director to Akshay Kumar
Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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