Girl:meri maan ko tum bahut pasnd ho.
Larka:sharmate howe
kuch bi ho jae hum shadi tum se kare ga

maan ko kaho mujhe bool jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 846 views

TOTA BOLA,

Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye To Bachpan Se Hi Tez Thha

Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik nojawan ne aik bazurg se poucha

Aik nojawan ne aik bazurg se poucha. “train main safar karte waqt kis taraf muhn rakhna chahy?”

bazurg bole: apne saman ki taraf.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)