Tum shadi shuda ho?

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Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1105 views
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