Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.

Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"

"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1262 views
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