Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka
Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?
Intresting Jawab.
Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The Main Nahi.
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