Kid Calling To School
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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