TeAcheR:-
Ek KahaaNi MoraL Ke SatH SuNa0..?? :0
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StuDeNt:-
MaiNe Use Ph0ne Kiya TaB v0 s0 Rahi Thi...
UsNe MujHe Ph0ne Kiya TaB MaiN s0 Raha
Tha..!! ;(
MoraL:-
jAiSi KARNi, WAiSi BHARNi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views

Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife Load

Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna

Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.

Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare oper rakh do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya

1 Sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya aur khali botlain tornay laga
Ek tori
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
Doosri tori
Teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
Teesri tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi
Usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE TE reh tera koi kasor nae

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)