Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views

Okay, if you are a real

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

birdman

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck,
cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a
chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

chances of my recovery

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. :-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

This sweater's made

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)