Baap: Beta! zindgi main kabhi

Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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