Boys Vs. Girls
Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,
Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views
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