DEVDAS Of 2012
DEVDAS Of 2012:
Maa Ne Kaha FaceBook
Chor Do
Abba Ne Kaha Mobile
Night Package Chor Do
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile
Se Balance Churana Chor
Do
Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi
Peena Chor Do
Aur ek Din Aayega Jab
Paro K Bachhey Bolenge-
Maamu Ab To Hamaari
Mummy Ka Peecha Chor
Do :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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