Channdni raat
Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne
kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 500 views
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