mera Pehla TOHFA
Doctor apna pehla operation
Mukamal kerne ke baad operation
theater se bahir aya
Aur
ooper daikhte hoe bola:
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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker” :D
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