Judge said to Santa
Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai.
Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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