Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya

Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.

Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”

Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.

Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”

Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”

Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

chaey

Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Jail Ko Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hain

Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte
hain..?
.
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2 Friend said: Kyun ki jail me khane mein sirf
"Hawa-aur-Laat" hi milti hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Yes Sir

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)