Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.

Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”

Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.

Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”

Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”

Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Blance

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Maa: beta kya kar rhe ho?

Maa: beta kya kar rhe ho?

Beta: Parh raha hun maa….

Maa: Excellent! kya parh rha he meri jaan…?

Beta: apni jaan k messages ammi jaan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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Pathan:
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HANDS FREE !!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

Phir Pathan Ny Usay
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"Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)