1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you
1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
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Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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