1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.

Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
'
Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”

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