MATHS Teacher to a brilliant
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar
kesy taqseem karei gy ?
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Sardar:
juice bana kay. :’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 836 views
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