Boy- can i hold your hand?

Girl- no

Boy- why?

Girl- because it hurts when you leave it

Boy- baap re i am acting but she is overacting…:p=))

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 797 views

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Najomi

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 banda kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar with a new mobile called

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed


Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)