Boy- can i hold your hand?

Girl- no

Boy- why?

Girl- because it hurts when you leave it

Boy- baap re i am acting but she is overacting…:p=))

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 661 views

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: I`ve been sending emails

Santa: I`ve been sending emails to William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare is dead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?

Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?

Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarji is trying to commit

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.

Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

looto pakistan

FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)