Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai?

Tcher:
Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:
Kunwaro k Liye “Alpenlibe”
Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye
“Cloromint”
Dubara Mat Puchna.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 411 views
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