Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se
Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun
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