Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

Piece of PHILOSOPHY

Piece of PHILOSOPHY

Small things hurt a lot

For Example: u can sit on a mountain... but not on a pin

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday. Man: why you play Holi on every Sunday? Santa: because Sunday is Holi-day.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.

Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

yeh jute kitne ke hain

gahak dokandar se : “yeh jute kitne ke hain,

Dokandar: “50 rupy ke”,

Gahak: “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”,

Dokandar: “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)