These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 889 views

14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man came home late at night after a party.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Main khubsurat hoti ja rhi hun

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi
hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is similarity

What is similarity between
SUN ??& WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Modern Insult

Modern Insult

Boy To Girl - I Love You And Want To Marry You.
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Girl - Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai..
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Boy - Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)