14 million Pakistanis
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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