Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
 Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.” 

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 950 views

Likhne Wala Kutta

Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay
K Dewar Pe Parha
PARHNE WALA Kutta
Sardar G Ko Bahoot Ghussa Aaya
Tou Mita Ker Likh Diya
Likhne Wala Kutta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kallay kallay aao.

Sardar:  Kal menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.

Pandit:   Fer tu kuj nai kita?

Sardar:   Mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.

Pandit:   Fer.?

Sardar:   Fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Oh i See

Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki

Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha

Tchr :- oh i see..!

Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

A Dentist

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Commen Sence

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta
para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua
hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)