Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Gayi
Ek Ladka Aur Uski Girl Friend Garden Mein Hath Mein Hath Dale Baithe The.
Girl Friend: “Jaanu, Koi Aisi Baat Karo Ki Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Jaaye”
Boy Friend: “Abe Bhag Aaj To Tu Gayi, Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1310 views
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to.
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ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
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"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
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