The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 942 views

Arbi

Larka:ya habibi wil you bi my jalebi?
Larki:habibi haya haya
Aj se tu mera bhaiya

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Manager: Sorry

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte

Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte
Teacher To Santa :Batao

Pineapple Aur Coconut Ke Tree Me Kya Similarty Hai?

Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad :Madam! Dono me Angoor Nahi Lagte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamara shadi hogi

Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

Larki: Woh kese?

Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Haathi ke bache ne

Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)