Don't care

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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