Kareena ko ladka hua
Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala
Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala
Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 811 views
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. . .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho.. . . . . .
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