In bio practical:
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 883 views
Similar Jokes
Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,
Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?
Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik FAQEER Nay Ghar K Bahir Se Awaz Lagayi:
Babu Ji Roti Milegi?
Andar Se Awaz Ayi:
“Biwi Ghar Per Nahi Hai”
FAQEER: Main Ny Roti Laine Hai
“CHUMMI” Nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There were three sardars. 1st: i have not written anything on the paper because i dont no the answers. 2nd: i have also not written anything. 3rd: shit yaar. teacher will thought that we three has cheated.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus
station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in
the dark place where she took of her clothes and
said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lady doctor ek Pathan se
Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?
Pathan:
Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK….?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
!
!
nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam kahani;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:- mera dil mobile or tum uski sim ho. boy:- jaanu ek baat puchoo. girl:-ha puchoo.
.
.
.
.
. . boy:-tumhara mobile double sim wala
to nahi hai na...
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)