Aik tha raja ik thi rani

Aik tha raja
ik thi rani

dono mar gaye khatam kahani

,,

!

!

nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam kahani;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views
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