Papu addmission lene college gaya

Papu addmission lene college gaya..
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Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
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Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal..
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Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
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Papu:”Din..
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Principle:”wo kaise.. ??
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Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya..

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