Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!

Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!

Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!

Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!

Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Ata.
Acha ! Tum Dukandar Bano !
Main Batata Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..

Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!

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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho?

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