>>* (In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance" karain gi"... ?
>>* (Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...
>>* Pathan:
To main ye kursi Lay Loon .....

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 794 views

Bhaag Dhanno bhag

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,

Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Darwaza k sorakh se phaik do

Police:darwaza kholo tmhari bivi truck ke niche aa kar paper jaisi ban gai hai.
Sardar:pher darwaza kholne ka kia faida gate k neche se de do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)