Long drive pe
Girl:hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Boy:long drive pe
girl:woow pehlay kiun nai btaya
boy:mujhe bi abi pata chala hai.
Girl:wo kaise?
Boy:break nai lag rahi hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 821 views
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