Search Results for 'Romance'

Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho

Chinese Couple Romance Krtay Huye:
Husband: Chutaki.
Wife: Yuwanini.
Husband: Choka Yoonji Machi, Romi Hoayoo Yakiyo.
Wife Piyar Say Boli: Chimi Yohua, Yakochinda Timsuji.
Husband Muskura Kr: Na Siaou Mina Um Luji.
Wife: Ochu Chin Huya Buyoo Nochi…
Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho,
Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha..
Bass ROMANCE Ka Word Aya Our Pura Message Parh Dala :-D :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Newtons law of Romance

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
In Sardiyon Main Romance

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Baap 6 saal ke bete se

Baap 6 saal ke bete se:” So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
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Beta:” Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,

Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Biwi ko gud main utha lia

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bachon per kya asar pre ga

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Park main romance

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
He haha

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream Boy Purchased It
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Girl:" Thank U

Boy:" Sirf Thank U

Girl:" U Want Kiss Na ??
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Boy:" Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De

by pinkey (few years ago!)
Girl Demanded for Ice Cream

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It

Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
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Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,
Aadhi IcecreamDe....=D =)) :p
Girl shocked, Boy rocked :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sometimes Santa Also Rocks

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola

Mulla: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”
Santa: “Agle Hafte, Kyu?”

Mulla: “Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath romance Karte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon”

Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”

Mulla: “Agle Mahine, Kyu?”
Santa: “Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr to 86 yrs Old man

Dr to 86 yrs Old man: Dekhiye,is umar me,Jawan

Ladki se romance
karna,Maut ka kaaran ban sakta hai.

OLD man:I dont care! agar marti hai to mar jaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal Ke Bachho Ko Sab Pata Hai

Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Ko Sulate Hue Bola.

Baap: “So Ja Beta Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega”

Beta: “Papa, Aap Logo Ko To Bas Romance Karne Ka Bahana Chahiye, Chahe Bachhe Ki Fat Jaye Bhoot Ke Naam Se“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai

pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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