Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
...
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,
Aadhi IcecreamDe....=D =)) :p
Girl shocked, Boy rocked :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1210 views
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