1 Old Lady ne ATM
?1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas SAnta se: Beta mera Balnce check kArdo..
SAnta ne usko Dhakka de diya,
Lady gir gAyi..
SAnta- tumhAra Balance kharab hAI amma..
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