Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale
Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab,
Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan
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