Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi
Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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