Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
.
.
Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
....
.
Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
.
.
Ye hai mentos jindagi. .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa nasha main aik sandu se takra gaya

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata
hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gadhe Per Bethunga

Husband: Ary Munne ko Samjhao, Zid Kar raha hai K
Gadhe Per Bethunga.

Wife: To kya Hua Bacha He to Hai, Zara si Dair ke Liye Peeth Pe Bitha Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sab ka nishana chook gaya

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.


Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.

Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar key promotion ho gayi

Sardar key promotion ho gayi executive se manager

wo ghar gaya b.v ko new style main bataya tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’ b.v behosh

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pakitani Police

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Today dinner. .

Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open
Mouth..
WHY?Because His Doctor Advised Him “Todays
Dinner Should Be Light”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

Tootay howay dil sy piyaar

Suhaag Raat

Shohar Biwi se:

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Kal Fir ek Ladki

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori G..

A farmer near a field

Malik. and Noker

Translation In Hindi In Papp..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook