1 Nurse ka Mangaitar

1 Nurse ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:

“Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare ward main admit hota, Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata”,

Nurse: Jaan tumhe mere paas koi hadsa nahi balkay moujza hi la sakta hai, kyon k main DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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